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The Price of Family (and Phone Bills)

The phone, once a symbol of his messy past, now became a beacon of hope, a connection not just to the internet, but to a future he would build, byte by byte, for his family, his little king and queen, his second-chance kingdom....

The man’s phone sat like a neglected king amidst the clutter of his desk. Half-eaten donuts, crumpled tissues, and a forgotten bill formed its court, a testament to his hurried life. Yet, on its screen, a face shone bright: a toddler, eyes sparkling with the innocence of new beginnings.

He’d built this family, layer upon layer, like a rickety tower of second chances. Remarriage, a ready-made child, a wife twice-broken and mended, each step a whisper of redemption in a life tarnished by whispers of violence. But two years in, the tower felt precarious. The toddler, still too small to grasp the complexities of his family’s patchwork past, was a fragile mortar holding it together.

News of impending price hikes, echoing through the airwaves, felt like a cruel twist of fate. Broadband, the lifeline of their digital world, the window to the outside, threatened to become another burden. The man, already juggling the ghosts of his past, now faced a rising cost of living, a relentless tide threatening to drown his fragile family unit.

Across the city, in sterile boardrooms, executives plotted their strategies. Inflation, the invisible monster, fueled their greed, their spreadsheets calculating the squeeze they could exert on their digital vassals. Ofcom, the supposed watchdog, wagged its tail in concern, but its bark lacked bite. The man scoffed at their platitudes, their calls for transparency ringing hollow in the face of rising bills.

He picked up his phone, the toddler’s smile mocking his despair. In that moment, a spark ignited. He wasn’t just fighting for cheaper internet, he was fighting for their fragile normalcy, for the laughter echoing in their small apartment. He would scour comparison sites, haggle with customer service drones, become the digital warrior his family needed.

The battle wouldn’t be easy, but the man, fueled by love and desperation, knew he had to fight. For in the price of internet, he saw the true cost of family – a cost he wouldn’t let inflation dictate, a cost he would gladly pay, one byte at a time.

Spring price increase
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December's Consumer Price Index
January's Retail Price Index
Typical 3.9%
New price in April
Broadband providers
Clobber customers with annual inflation-linked price hikes in April
Mobile phone network providers

The phone, once a symbol of his messy past, now became a beacon of hope, a connection not just to the internet, but to a future he would build, byte by byte, for his family, his little king and queen, his second-chance kingdom.


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