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The Witch in the White House

And somewhere, a witch smiled.....

In a nation still reeling from the chaos of its previous administration, the unthinkable happened. The morning news blared with shock: a criminal defendant, known for bombastic courtroom tirades and dubious legal maneuvers, had transformed overnight into the newly elected President of the United States. Political pundits and skeptics across the aisle were stunned.

Among the loudest voices celebrating this bizarre ascent was Brooke Rollins, a former aide to the previous administration. Now a media darling, Rollins appeared on every major network, glowing with praise for the new president. “It’s magic,” she proclaimed on Fox Business, knitting her fingers in a gesture of reverence. Her words carried an odd sincerity, as though she knew more than she let on.

Behind the scenes, rumors swirled. The miraculous rise of the new president—dubbed “The Transformation” by conspiracy theorists—defied reason. Whispers of witchcraft echoed in quiet circles, dismissed as fringe hysteria. But for a handful of insiders, the rumors held weight.

The president’s policies were as inconsistent as his public demeanor. His charisma was undeniable, drawing both fervent supporters and bitter critics. Yet cracks began to show. Strange lapses in memory, uncharacteristic moments of vulnerability, and whispered comments about “running out of time” left even his closest allies unnerved.

Months into his term, the spell began to wane. The president’s once-magnetic charm faded, his speeches devolving into incoherent rambles. During a live press conference, he faltered, his booming voice softening as his features began to blur and shift. By the end of the broadcast, he stood exposed: not a commander-in-chief, but the same criminal defendant who had once been on trial.

Panic gripped the nation. Investigations into the mysterious transformation unearthed shocking revelations. Surveillance footage, long buried, showed a meeting in mid-August between the defendant and a shadowy figure. This figure, later identified as a reclusive billionaire with ties to ancient occult practices, had been present at key campaign events.

All eyes turned to Brooke Rollins. Her effusive praise of the “magic” behind the presidency now seemed suspicious. Reporters delved into her background, unearthing connections to arcane organizations and cryptic correspondences with individuals known for dabbling in spells.

Cornered, Rollins appeared for a final, dramatic interview. With her usual poise now replaced by an icy calm, she admitted the truth: she had orchestrated the transformation. “The country needed a leader they could believe in,” she said, her voice steady. “And I gave them one. But all magic has its limits.”

Rollins vanished the next day. Some say she fled to a remote island, while others believe she dissolved into the shadows she had always inhabited. The nation, left to grapple with the aftermath, had no choice but to confront an unsettling reality: the line between power and illusion was thinner than anyone had imagined.

Mid-August: Trump campaign announces chairs of presidential transition team
Former Trump aide Brooke Rollins appears on Fox Business
Rollins reviews the selections
Linda McMahon, WWE executive turned SBA head, is 'remarkable'
Howard Lutnick, billionaire Wall Street magnate and Trump megadonor, 'has the trust of the president'
Rollins calls the selections 'a great day for America'
Emphasizes ongoing efforts to 'reclaim the country from the hands of the socialists'

And somewhere, a witch smiled.

All names of people and organizations appearing in this story are pseudonyms.


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